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how i feel when i put my dog on my bed and he jumps down and walks off
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my dog:
me:
my dog:
me:
my dog:
me: *reaches hand out to pet him*
my dog:
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My dogs looking to everyone else in the house when they get in trouble with me
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Me when I dogsit: "People are nuts. Relax, I know how to take care of a dog."
Me when someone sits my dog: "Here is a 3 page essay and YouTube tutorial about how to decipher each of her barks."
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my dog when i close the bathroom door while i pee and he can’t keep me company for 2 minutes
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me: *takes my dog’s collar off*
my dog:
me:
my dog:
me: ur nakey :)
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Me:
My dog:
Me:
My dog:
Me: “ugh he’s so cute I have to get a picture”
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me and my dog when a grape falls on the floor
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Why is it every time I take a bite of food my dogs look at me like I’m starving them to death
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when I play dead in front of my dog to see how he will react and he walks right past me
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